More Mom Stuff

So, we hope that Fiona will want to be involved in a few activities as she gets older. And generally I'm willing to support her choices, ballet, baseball, band, whatever. The only two things that were really right out were horses, because that's just way too expensive. And cheerleading, because, well, I think you all know me well enough to guess a few reasons I might not want my daughter involved. In that same spirit, I think I can now safely add pole dancing lessons. I'm not sure what idiot thought this was a good idea for preteens or families. It's one of those things that seems like it should be a story in The Onion or something.